Fickle Sunfries

midnights-insomniac-bloom:

It’s your favorite set of bois

(via voidetrap)

jhessian-thief:

people: dinosaurs with feathers are bad because theyre not scary enough

same people: *trapped in a building because theres a goose in the parking lot*

(Source: orbpunk, via homosexualontheloose)

zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches

raw chaotic neutral

(via officialmattholt)

colorofinsanity:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly

d e s t r o y e d

(via shirogaenes)

mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

(via neyasochi)