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iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

fiftyshadesofgreywarden:

nosdrinker:

praise jesus christ in heaven

i would like to thank not only jesus but also god for this blessing

fiftyshadesofgreywarden:

nosdrinker:

praise jesus christ in heaven

i would like to thank not only jesus but also god for this blessing

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

heart:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

schazam:

i-think-im-so-funny:

This is so true it’s not even funny.

supamuthafuckinvillain:

marsneedswomen:

My favourite moment from an animated show

Watch this high it’s incredible

Anonymous
asks:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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