tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

abakkus:

people who like my art

people who reblog my art

p e O PLE WHO REBLOG MY ART AND ADD NICE COMMENTS/TAGS

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

going into building is pull 

going out is push

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

iseeavoice:

Why don’t we have teleportation yet? Who is in charge of science? Get the chief of science on the phone immediately.